No time for ALA Reports, but here's one from the library:
Annoyed Librarian Flea Libary Employment
Check out these exciting job opportunities at the ALFL:
Now is your chance to enter the exciting world of librarianship! We here at the Annoyed Librarian Flea Libary need an hyperenthusiastic change agent. And what needs changing in a libary so perfect, you might ask? Simple. Bedpans! We need someone to change the bedpans from our Library Spa 2.0 Patron Pods. Required qualifications: mobility. $6/hour plus tips.
Dogsbody and Factotum
The ALFL seeks a frighteningly enthusiastic and gullible person to serve as the ALFL Dogsbody and Factotum. The ALFL-DF will remain on call at all times to fill in for any ALFL personnel who are temporarily absent because of illness or bottom-reduction surgery. The successful candidate will be issued an ALFL beeper and special ALFL-DF tee shirt and be allowed to sit in the ALFL children's bullpen when not required to work. Required qualifications: knowledge of reference, cataloging, systems, circulation, carpentry, and massage therapy. $9/hour when you actually get the chance to work.
The ALFL desperately needs a professional reference cybrarian to fill out its ranks of exciting and enthusiastic information professionals. The reference cybrarian will answer all questions asked immediately and enthusiastically or face instant dismissal. $19K/year plus tips!
Become an Information Professional Today!