Today is Annoyed Librarian Lite, adapted from Chuck Norris Facts. As you might guess, I'm too busy to write anything thoughtful.
The Annoyed Librarian doesn't sleep. She waits.
The Annoyed Librarian makes coffee by grinding the beans with her teeth and boiling the water with her own rage.
The Annoyed Librarian will attain statehood in 2008. Her state flower will be the magnolia.
The Annoyed Librarian doesn't actually write blog posts. The words just assemble themselves out of fear.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee, except the Annoyed Librarian.
The Annoyed Librarian built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to her door.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not the Annoyed Librarian.