You know, it is embarassing to have to "prove" you're not gay to one of these comely "special library assistants." Three, four times for one new release fiction volume? I could see why you'd use a secret undergound system of book exchange.
Someone's sexual orientation is the business of no one else. As an athiest, I personally find it offensive that public library tax dollars are spent for bibles and other books on religion. It is ridiculous that someone's sexual orientation is even at issue for a library card.
The Annoyed Librarian is possibly the most successful, respected, and desirable librarian of her generation. She has no other interest than to bring her wit and wisdom to the huddled librarian masses yearning to breathe free. The Annoyed Librarian is a free spirit and you are lucky to have her.
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You know, it is embarassing to have to "prove" you're not gay to one of these comely "special library assistants." Three, four times for one new release fiction volume? I could see why you'd use a secret undergound system of book exchange.
--Taupey Tristero
Jeez, I had no idea gays couldn't' get library cards!
That's funny!
Love the Onion!
Someone actually thought that this is for real? You have got to be kidding me!!!!
Someone's sexual orientation is the business of no one else. As an athiest, I personally find it offensive that public library tax dollars are spent for bibles and other books on religion. It is ridiculous that someone's sexual orientation is even at issue for a library card.
Hey anonymous at 5:43 PM
Lighten up, it's a joke. The Onion magazine is all satire. Are you for real? You pulled my leg.
Next thing you know they'll be demanding the vote. Think of it!
Gays have their own libaries with pink walls and glitter pens, and no late fees ever, silly. I saw it on "South Park."
--Taupey
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