I have been informed by one of my many critics that I am smugly elitist, and also that I have dimwitted minions. (The definition of "dimwitted minion" would seem to be "Anyone who agrees with the AL and disagrees with me.") The first charge cuts me to the quick, and I will of course spend my weekend searching my soul and examining my conscience and whatnot, probably with the help of a few martinis. The second charge comes as a surprise, since I wasn't aware I had any minions. It's very exciting to know that I do, and I must spend some more time figuring out what to do with all of them. What's the point of having minions if they don't fawn over you and mix you drinks and feed your cats and such?
So to all my dimwitted minions out there, I'd just like to say, have a good weekend.