Defending Intellectual Freedom

I for one am sick and tired of this intrusive Federal government trying to restrict the intellectual freedom of 8-year-olds to view porn, and I'm proud that the ALA stands up for the right of perverts everywhere to go into public libraries and view all the porn they want. Now THAT's defending intellectual freedom!! I can think of nothing more intellectual than the drooling pervert I see massaging his crotch everyday at our public terminals. That's the sort of thing that has made our country great, the free play of intellect and ideas.