The Annoyed Librarian's Gmail account is full!
2700 megabytes and I don't have any more room left! And the email keeps coming faster than I can delete it!
What's causing all this, you might ask? That's a good question. The problem (and I certainly never thought I'd have this problem!) is FAN MAIL. Not everyone's fan mail, though, so keep on sending it!
There's this one particular person (and you know who you are!) who keeps sending me appreciative emails every couple of minutes 16-20 hours a day, complete with large photos of himself smiling in front of his computer at the Annoyed Librarian and mp3 files of himself enthusiastically saying "Sign me up, baby" in that cute accent. Though it shouldn't surprise me, because this person recently called blogs one of many "important applications and technologies."
But how much can one incredibly adorable gal take? Yes, I know that the Annoyed Librarian Cover Letter #1 was "ball-bouncingly funny" and that my parody "Regressive Librarians Guild" is "dead-on balls accurate." I know the Annoyed Librarian Doggerel shows I'm a "balls-to-the-wall literary genius" (you see what I have to endure!), and I really, really appreciate the sentiment, but I'm asking, I'm begging, please, pretty please:
Michael Gorman, Stop Sending Me Fan Mail!